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    Re: After you

    Virgin Cow, with calf at foot ? ?

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    Surely virgin cow suggest it wouldn't be stood next to what looks like its calf?

    But not for me, i'll stick to a cup of tea before sunrise and take my chances!

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    Re: After you

    each to there own....

    I suppose there's some mileage in jokes about the daily mail piss taking etc etc .......
    Big Vern..... Stay low Move faster

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    Re: After you

    Cheers!!

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    Re: After you

    It's udder looks rather well developed for a virgin cow......
    Actually, to be pedantic, wouldn't it be a heifer until it has a calf? Which makes 'virgin cow' as much an oxymoron as 'honest politician'

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    Re: After you

    All Daily Mail readers should be forced to drink half a pint of cow urine every time they are caught in possession of this rag.
    I am prepared to supply every drop I can collect for free from my housed heifers!

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    Re: After you

    Quote Originally Posted by topground View Post
    All Daily Mail readers should be forced to drink half a pint of cow urine every time they are caught in possession of this rag.
    I am prepared to supply every drop I can collect for free from my housed heifers!
    Charge them 10/pint and you'll have all them city folk coming down for it!!!

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    Re: After you

    But if AI was used she could still be a virgin.

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    Re: After you

    Maybe they belong to Richard Branson

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    Re: After you

    Maybe it was an immaculate conception

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    Re: After you

    Quote Originally Posted by MC130 View Post
    Maybe it was an immaculate conception
    You beat me to it!!

    Although miketm150's idea mightn't be far off the mark, stick a fair price on it and add a 'health benefit' to it and we'll all be on the pig's back (or should that be the heifer's back?!) "I love the smell of Urine in the mornin"!!

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